Rating: Didn’t Suck
I guess for some people this movie will suck pretty bad. To a point, the complaints I heard aren’t really fair in that some people went to see this movie, not expecting so much gore… it’s a movie about tricked out Piranha! What were you expecting? To be fair, there are a lot of 3D movies that simply would not make it as a 2D movie. This is one of those movies. Did I like it? Yeah, but that means nothing because everybody knows I love crappy horror movies, horror comedies, and other horror genres that maybe a quarter of a percent of the population can enjoy. On average, I think the movie will be mildly received, some people will be like me and think it was fun and goofy and gory. Others will think it was completely asinine, stupid, unrealistic with horrible acting… and everyone will be right.
What you might like:
-LOTS of gore
-Lots of nudity
-A good amount of funny moments
What you might not like:
-Cheesy computer graphics
-The 3D isn’t so great
-Cheesy storyline and acting (for some people this is a plus… myself included, lol)
-Some of the gore is just silly
Overall, it’s only really worth the money if you’re into crappy, cheesy, goofy horror movies. If you are, then this one’s pretty good. Worth it in 3D, not really without 3D. “Hatchet” is a much better extreme gore-comedy, but as far as what you can see in the theaters right now and have some scary stuff jump out at you, this is it. I talked to a friend and he said his girlfriend came with him to see it and she spent the whole time with her eyes covered, so it was that good, lol.
All right, let me know what you thought of it,